1. Dropout America 3

Sam announces Dropout Gaming and sells his patented Adreno-Nut with accompaniment from Brian's soundboard.

2. Have You Seen My Pa?

The news team head to the county fair and investigate the world of rodeos.

3. You Can Be Kinky and Play Basketball

Ruha explains why the Winter Olympics suck while Ally shows off their dunking skills.

4. Smooth as a Dolphin's Dick

The news team try to pull off a casino heist and it goes as well as you think it does.

5. Daughters Love to Rustle and Tussle and Royal Rumble

Jeremy explains the history of daughters while Patrick has something urgent to say.

6. Queen Elizabeth Get Outta Here It's Snowing You Old Hag

The news team show off their comedy skills and learn that Tao can't do a Mid-Atlantic accent.

7. Sam Reich Launches Burning Sam

Vic, Grant, and Raph explore Sam's newest business venture.

8. Grant O'Brien Explains Dungeons and Dragons

Grant gets to gush about his favorite game to Erika and Aabria while Ally reveals the dangers of it.

9. Celebrity Sleaze

Raph commits slander against Reese Witherspoon while Jess interviews Tom Holland.

10. You Look Like Patrick Stewart Getting Electrocuted

Amy does her best southwestern Mall of America accent while Erika munches on some hard boiled eggs.

11. Newscast at Bernie's

Jordan puppets Lily's body while Jacob pours some champagne and Kendahl demonstrates rhumbarobics.

13. The Swing of Things

The news team head back to the 1960s and find out that the good old days weren’t that great.

14. I'm a Goldmember But for Diamonds

Vic and Rashawn investigate the theft of some diamonds while Patrick eats pocket cheese.

15. I Bow to You

Sam receives a relaxing facial from Grant while Trapp drinks an amazing smoothie.