1. Assassin’s New Years Resolutions

Every year he says he’s going to get revenge, but then he gets “too busy”.

2. Your Sad Story Is Not the Same As Mine

Pain is pain, unless your friends are trying to “relate” to you. They don’t know what pain is.

3. Caught Internet Stalking

Medical records are so easy to find, it’s like they want us to look!

4. When All Your Friends Are in Relationships

Have some sympathy for the singles in your friend group.

5. This Missing Person Is Too Embarrassing

When someone goes missing, you just want to know they’re safe…and normal. Like, no weird pepperoni stuff.

6. Disney Parks: The Next Big Movie Franchise

Can’t wait to see Monorail: Endgame next year!

7. Wine Experts Taste Dogshit Wine

Sommeliers vs. some terriers.

8. Presidential Campaigns Are So Obsessed with Me!

This “Bernie” guy keeps emailing me saying he “needs my help”! What a nutjob!

9. I Feel like Everyone Hates Me, an ICE Agent

You stuff a FEW thousand kids into cages and suddenly everyone hates you???

10. I Didn’t Get Chlamydia from a Koala!

Statistically, koalas are more likely to have chlamydia than people, sooooooooo…

11. Climate Change Is the Ultimate Birth Control

The oncoming ecological apocalypse is the best way to make sure you don’t have kids!

12. College Essay Tips for School Shooting Survivors

You survived a deadly shooting on school grounds - can you also survive applying for college?

13. When the Workout Instructor’s Music Sucks

Spotify isn’t ready for a playlist THIS extreme.

14. How to Profile a House Plant Killer

To hunt a killer, you first must understand their watering routine.

15. Just One Sec

We can all have a little break, as a treat.

16. How to Fix Our Climate (so That I Can Take Long Showers)

Everyone (except me) has a big sacrifice to make.

17. If There Were Fashion Shows for Exercise Clothes

The hottest show in town for ugly shoes and too many straps.

19. The CollegeHumor Cast (and Also Kyle) Catches Up

The gang gets back together to go through Lost & Found items, and also Kyle’s here (but just to watch).

20. Dropout Is a Netflix

We love that the streaming industry has become a Who’s On First? riff.

21. Mystery Porn Sounds

Can you solve this videoconference mystery?

22. Livin’ Mask Free (Music Video)

A country anthem for our doomed country.

23. How Politicians Sound When Explaining COVID Rules

Should you not dine indoors while sometimes wearing masks? Prossibly.

24. Why I’m Voting for Opposite Man

Worried about the Opposite Man? Don’t worry - feel the opposite of that!

25. What Undecided Voters Look Like to Everyone Else

Choose the pro. Be pro choice.

26. Every Terrible Thing Trump Has Done as President

Well, not including everything he’s done since this video was uploaded, I guess.

27. If I Had the Money That Bezos Had

A song about putting Jeff Bezos’ $200 billion fortune into context.

28. If Google Was a Guy: Quarantine Edition (3)

Brian Huskey and CollegeHumor alumni are back for another quarantine-inspired “Google Is a Guy”.

29. Summit of the Subreddits

Your upvote counts.

30. Tinder Profile Picture Day (Animated Edition)

A picture is worth a thousand swipes.