1. Josh Johnson - When Your Sex Ed Teacher Is Clearly a Virgin

Josh Johnson recalls fainting during a COVID test, meeting a baby with a very deep voice and finding his sex ed teacher on Facebook.

2. Christi Chiello - Reasons Not to Be a Mom to Human Babies

Christi Chiello discusses becoming an aunt and a cat mom, and explains why she loves not having children.

3. Andy Haynes - Do You Remember the First Night of Quarantine?

Andy Haynes explains why he doesn’t consider himself a "guy" and recalls the shift in tone the news took during the beginning of the pandemic.

4. Rebecca O’Neal - Realizing Bernie Sanders Is Your Ideal Man

Rebecca O’Neal describes getting high and wanting to fight the coronavirus, and explains what sexting has been like during quarantine.

5. Rosebud Baker - Love Is Like a Fart

Rosebud Baker explains why she thinks love is gross and reflects on how having a lot of death in her life has caused her to develop a dark sense of humour.

6. Eagle Witt - White Women Are Scary

Eagle Witt reveals what makes white women so terrifying and describes using his family's racial naivete to win arguments.

7. Gavin Matts - People Are Having Babies for the Instagram Clout

Gavin Matts questions why people have kids and shares what it's like having roommates as an adult.

8. Mary Beth Barone - Vibrators Are Getting Too Intense

Mary Beth Barone explains why she's thinking about having a baby, breaks down her struggles with dating long-distance and considers why she mostly hangs out with gay men.

10. Brittany Carney - How to Deal with Preschoolers' Weird Questions

Brittany Carney discusses spending quarantine with her parents, a chance encounter with a dog and what it’s like to teach preschoolers.

11. Monroe Martin III - His Friends Know Why He Hasn't Been Stopped by Cops

Monroe Martin III breaks down some of his theories on why cops leave him alone and recalls an old white lady harassing him at a show.