1. Hero With a Thousand Boners

A routine transport puts the crew in the crossfire of various heroes making their claim on destiny.

2. Koalifications

Hamilton is invited to a science station for breeding, but Jay has breeding ideas of his own.

3. The Micro Dicktator

The crew accepts a dangerous mission to depose a disgusting and dangerous despot.

4. The Panty-Christ

Jay and Hamilton agree to be the subjects of a docu-reality show that brings to the surface deep rifts in their friendship.

5. Sperms of Endearment

The crew gets trapped in a sentient spacial anomaly that forces them to complete a cosmically sexy mission.

6. The Parable of Shaftocles

A mysterious spaceship gives Jay and Hamilton each a chance to change their tragic pasts.

8. The Singularititties

The crew attempts to have a relaxing vacation on a luxurious cruise vessel, but the forces of destiny have other plans.