1. You’re Eating Garbage

It literally comes from a can.

2. Oh, I Didn’t See You There

The perfect murder mystery caught on film.

3. This Wizard’s Riddles Are Bad Riddles

Not quite the magical answers you were looking for.

4. CollegeHumor Passes the Bechdel Test

Not the hardest test we’ve tried to pass.

5. If Tag Were As Complicated As German Board Games

More like guten tag!

6. This Stripper Is So Sexy It’s Illegal

Please, please violate my rights!

7. Getting Stuck in a Bad Conversation Next to a Good Conversation

Not getting out of this one anytime soon.

8. If Offices Took Birthday Celebrations Too Far

As if office birthdays weren’t awkward enough.

9. Rejected Song Parodies 2

Bits of another 10 rejected song parodies.