2. A Wanton Farm Milking

Greta, Farzanah, and Gunter film at the Van Hooglen sustainable farm with Hot Donald.

3. Oscar Wilde's Subjective Demise

Greta and Farzanah interview two homeschooled tech geniuses.

4. A Prophylactic for the Mind: Hemorrhoid Weasel

Farzanah undergoes an examination in order to prepare for her first day of school.

5. The Flotsam and Jetsam of this Hellscape

Farzanah familiarizes herself with the moribund existence of traditional education.

6. My Dinner with Donald

Farzanah tries out her tight five in class and Greta has Hot Donald over for dinner.

7. Comedy is Tragedy Plus Hoof Boots

Appalled to learn that Faranah chose to leave homeschooling, Greta picks a public fight.

8. Turn Up: 15th Century Italian Style

Farzanah has 2 teenage firsts: a high school party, and another of a more amorous nature.

9. Sycophants and Bucket Hats

Greta goes to a film party where she learns to dance and to distrust one’s heroes.

10. Tesla, Einstein, Newton?

Greta and Farzanah have a midnight talk, and the documentary finally premieres.