1. Terminally Stupid

[1] At Atlanta's international airport, a passenger goes on the rampage with a fire extinguisher. [2] In Illinois, police pull over an erratic driver who nearly causes a deadly pile up. [3] In Texas, cops try to remove a giant python underneath a car.

2. Pigs on the Highway

[1] A man barred from a bar and a nearby gas station refuses to accept he is no longer allowed to return. [2] A big rig accident causes mayhem when live cargo scatters across the highway. [3] A drunk driver involved in a crash, tries to employ her local celebrity status.

3. Bad Granny

[1] Officers in Illinois must call for backup after a renegade granny resists arrest for DUI. [2] A retired cop handcuffs his fellow neighbor and calls police, but he's not who he seems. [3] As Atlanta party guests hide, cops uncover a surprise.

4. Mr. Neighborhood Watch

[1] Police are called to deal with a nosy and troublesome neighbor. [2] A pursuit through a swamp leads to a perp's squad car confessional. [3] When police arrest a man for passing out in his car, his girlfriend is enraged.

6. Lights, Camera, Robbery!

[1] Cops chase two men after a hit-and-run with a patrol car leaves a trail of wreckage and it leads to an unlikely hiding place. [2] A gas station robbery is not what it appears to be. [3] A man spends a night in lock-up after falling off his motorcycle.

7. Husbands Gone Wild

[1] In Illinois, an order of protection takes a dramatic turn after a man threatens to kill police. [2] Florida cops pursue an unexpected peeping Tom. [3] New Mexico cops arrest a dangerous DUI driver, but it's his inebriated girlfriend who causes more trouble.

8. Welcome to the Jungle

[1] When cops pull a man over for an unregistered vehicle, he reports police - to the police. [2] In Florida, a chase ensues after the driver, a local rich girl, fails to stop. [3] In Wisconsin, police investigate reports of dogs being kept in poor conditions.

9. I Love to Kick Ass!

[1] An officer tries to stop a speeding car in Wisconsin, but it crashes into a police vehicle. [2] At the Dallas airport, police respond to reports of an unruly passenger. [3] In Florida, things get weird after cops pull over a car for driving too slowly.

10. The Ultimate Snack Attack

[1] In Florida, cops head to a fast-food restaurant after a fight ensues over a sandwich. [2] In Mayfield, a patrol officer performs a traffic stop after spotting an erratic driver. They find a friendly young woman who soon causes them headaches. [3] In Wisconsin, a cop spots a potential drug dealer in a parking lot who lies about his identity.

11. I'm Going LIVE on This

[1] A man falls asleep at a drive-thru in New Mexico. Police discover he is so intoxicated he can't even stand. [2] In New Orleans, a mounted police officer pursues a gun-toting felon around the French Quarter. [3] In Florida, a cop sees a man in a go-kart speed through a neighborhood stop sign.

12. Causing a Stink

[1] Police in Marathon, FL, find an unruly woman who will come neither quietly nor easily. [2] In La Crosse, WI, officers engage in a dangerous late-night pursuit. [3] In Lakewood, WA, a drunk driver first causes a crash, then a real stink.