1. My Dad is Jesus

A naked woman attempts to elude police by jumping into the ocean; a man attacks a police car with a chainsaw; a woman claims her dad is Jesus Christ; and more!

2. Dead Man Banking

A woman urinates in the street during a traffic stop; a pant-less man is arrested for allegedly robbing a donut shop; two women drive to a bank with a deceased man in the car; and more!

3. Bulldozer Battle

Police battle with a man in a bulldozer; an influencer live streams a break-in during a hurricane; a man dons a kids' mascot costume to dodge authorities; and more!

4. Topless Pursuit

A topless woman leads authorities on a high-speed pursuit; a man escapes through a drive-through window with the store's cash register; an 80-year-old man on a lawnmower is chased by police; and more!

5. Naked Shovel Swinger

A naked man allegedly attacks police with a shovel; a woman refuses to leave a restaurant until she gets a free glass of water; a 20-year-old woman says to authorities that she's only 13.

6. Indecent Date

A man claiming to be Jesus Christ causes a disturbance at church; a woman is arrested for indecent exposure after a blind date gone wrong; police chase a man on a stolen golf cart.

8. Stripper Emergency

A man dangles precariously from a bridge trying to elude police; two women are arrested for twerking on a police car with the officer still inside; a man calls police on a stripper.

9. Car in My Room

A man calls his mommy for help during a traffic stop; a disgruntled shopper acts deaf when police arrive; a woman drives her car into a hotel room.

10. Public Display of Inflation

A woman bites an officer, slips her handcuffs and takes off in a police car; a man urinates on $10,000 worth of canned meat; a woman shows up at a protest march in a sexually explicit inflatable costume.

11. Pilot on Shrooms

An off-duty pilot allegedly tries to shut down a plane’s engine at 30,000 feet; a delivery driver is arrested for contaminating sandwiches with an unknown substance; an e-bike rider demands a lawyer before the cuffs even come out.

12. Hazed and Confused

A golf cart cruises onto a moving walkway at the airport; a fraternity hazing leaves pledges half-naked in a basement; and a 70-year-old man drives his Cybertruck into a lake.

13. The Peeing Professor

A shopper speaks to police only in rap lyrics; an intruder with a knife and an axe asks a woman out on a date; a university faculty member gets saucy with authorities when she needs to pee.

14. Sign, Sealed and Arrested

A woman drives off with a street sign attached to her car; a driver chases a kid on a bike onto the sidewalk; a woman wakes up one Christmas morning to find a stranger who unwrapped all her gifts.

15. Too Close to Punch

A man lands behind bars after jumping into “Punch” the monkey’s enclosure at a Japanese zoo; an alleged drunk driver takes a wrong turn onto an active airport runway.

16. Bare Naked Bather

A naked intruder is arrested after taking a bath in a stranger’s home. A tow truck hauls away a man’s car allegedly with his 4-year-old daughter still inside; a woman dodges a restaurant bill by claiming she’s married to Eminem.